18:39:24 <randomuser> #startmeeting Fedora Docs Office Hours
18:39:24 <zodbot> Meeting started Thu Mar 12 18:39:24 2015 UTC.  The chair is randomuser. Information about MeetBot at http://wiki.debian.org/MeetBot.
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19:00:05 <randomuser> looks like there's noone around today, including me :/
19:03:29 * jsmith is here, but somewhat busy
19:05:10 <randomuser> yeah, here too
19:05:32 <randomuser> I had to stop for lunch, because the law says so, but it's been a busy day
19:06:49 <jsmith> randomuser: You still follow labor laws there?
19:07:24 <jsmith> randomuser: You're obviously too far from Washington DC to be unduly influenced by the giant sucking sound...
19:07:26 <randomuser> jsmith, I work for the government, man, we don't do anything *but* follow laws
19:08:18 <jsmith> randomuser: Right... "If the outlaw working during lunch breaks, only outlaws will work during their lunch breaks"
19:08:22 <randomuser> there is legislation for where we can buy toilet paper, and probably on how we should use it
19:09:17 <jsmith> Double-ply?  Fold-over?  Quilted?  Use a spotted owl instead?
19:10:24 <randomuser> single ply, lots of folding required. Owls optional, but they're as pleasantly soft as they are scarce, as long as use the right end
19:14:58 * jhradilek must be really tired, because he doesn't understand what randomuser just said.
19:15:44 <randomuser> jhradilek, <randomuser> there is legislation for where we can buy toilet paper, and probably on how we should use it
19:15:44 <randomuser> <jsmith> Double-ply?  Fold-over?  Quilted?  Use a spotted owl instead?
19:17:24 <randomuser> this would be the "wrong end": http://www.richmondaudubon.org/PhotosBanding/SawwhetTalon-CVDB.jpg
19:20:22 <jsmith> randomuser: Probably to avoid something like this: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-29507775
19:21:18 <randomuser> ha!
19:27:48 <jhradilek> :D
19:30:42 <randomuser> #chair jhradilek jsmith
19:30:42 <zodbot> Current chairs: jhradilek jsmith randomuser
19:31:20 <randomuser> #adirondackchair quaid
19:31:45 <randomuser> I think it fits
19:51:33 <randomuser> okay, gotta head back
19:51:36 <randomuser> #endmeeting